@0    = ~MOMMMM!  Someone's in the house!  Oooo, you are gonna get it if you don't leave.  Daddy might come home and give you such a whuppin'.  ~
@1    = ~Do you people look so silly on purpose, or were you in a horrible ugly-stick accident?~
@2    = ~Lets go have a game of hide and go seek.~
@3    = ~Leave me alone!  You're mean!~
