IF
    Detect([PC])
    Global("NumNuts","AR0333",0)
THEN
    RESPONSE #100
        PlaySound("lhBAR4n")
        DisplayStringHead(Myself,@0) // What is your major malfunction numb nuts?
        Wait(3)
        DisplayStringHead(Myself,@1) // Get out and gimme twenty laps you lazy maggots!
        SetGlobal("NumNuts","AR0333",1)
        Wait(5)
        EscapeArea()
END


