@0    = ~Yes?  Who are you and what are you doing upstairs?~
@1    = ~I am <GABBER>.  I am looking for, uhm, Pelltar!  I thought he might be up here.~
@2    = ~That old coot!  Well he isn't in my room!  Please leave before I call the guards.~
@3    = ~Oh, Fabio.  I didn't see you there.  Have you come here to sing for me?~
@4    = ~Oh, how exciting!  My hero, please return to me when you can.~
