@0    = ~Welcome to the West Wind, <SIRMAAM>. Please see Zelmar or Haki if you wish to partake of the lavish splendors of the tavern.~
@1    = ~Please enjoy your stay here, <LADYLORD>.~
@2    = ~I must not dally, <SIRMAAM>. I shall be fired if Zelmar catches me shirking.~
@3    = ~Slap!  (she slaps Fabio)~
@4    = ~That is for being a pig!  Your so called "armor rash" spread to me!  I had to see a priest to get it cleared up.~
