@0    = ~Hey there, I'm Minto.~
@1    = ~The Freshmaker?~
@2    = ~THE Minto?~
@3    = ~That's right. Minto. You got a problem with that? You one crazy foo', sucka!~
@4    = ~That's right. You want an autograph? Bullocks! That's some dodgy shite!~
